Winky’s Predictions For the Month of November, 2011
1. Extraordinary feats of concentration will allow a group of cats to mentally will the crash of a truck delivering fish to a market in the Boston area. In the weeks that follow similar incidents will be reported in nearby dairies and supermarkets.
2. A chimpanzee will become a world celebrity when it is revealed in Italy that scientists planning to attempt to clone a human have already attempted to clone a Chimp! A circus like atmosphere will result and a television network in Italy will offer the primate a contract to co-host a variety show once she grows a little older.
3. A crop circle of a different kind will stun the people in a small English town. This so called “circle” will actually take the form of a dog and a cat chasing each other when seen from the air.
Winky’s Predictions for October, 2011
1. A new dance craze that is named after a type of cat will become all the rage world-wide. It may take a little longer to catch on in North America, but a year from now, everybody will be talking about it. Part of the dance’s popularity will come from the creative use of yarn balls.
2. There will be problems on the election trail in the United States as a presidential candidate will have an unpleasant encounter with a dog. The dog will take too much of a liking to the man’s leg and an embarrassing photo will make all the newspapers. The photo will be remembered long after the presidential race.
3. Beavers and rodents of all sorts will run amok in some areas and cause some very unexpected problems. Places that will be hardest hit include Montana, Minnesota,Indiana, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba in North America, and France in Europe. A major political summit in France will be cancelled because of a mouse infestation.