Winky's Pet Horoscopes and Astrology

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winky — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:43:32 +0000

Winky’s Predictions For the Month of November, 2011

winky — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:22:54 +0000

1. Extraordinary feats of concentration will allow a group of cats to mentally will the crash of a truck delivering fish to a market in the Boston area. In the weeks that follow similar incidents will be reported in nearby dairies and supermarkets.

2. A chimpanzee will become a world celebrity when it is revealed in Italy that scientists planning to attempt to clone a human have already attempted to clone a Chimp! A circus like atmosphere will result and a television network in Italy will offer the primate a contract to co-host a variety show once she grows a little older.

3. A crop circle of a different kind will stun the people in a small English town. This so called “circle” will actually take the form of a dog and a cat chasing each other when seen from the air.

Libra Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:21:15 +0000

Some rough play and over excitement will lead to some bumps and bruises for you if you are not careful now. Be very wary of hurting another accidentally as they may not realize that you were only playing. The 6th, 7th, and 14th look to be your best days this month.

Pisces Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:19:13 +0000

The stars are very favorable for you now – especially in the area of affection and romance. You can expect to get a great deal of attention, love and praise this month – some of it from unexpected places. The 8th looks like your best day this month.

Aquarius Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:17:40 +0000

It is very important for you to hold your wild side in check this month. Your temper and your urge to roam and explore are only two of the natural traits that may get you into a little trouble now. Be careful and stay close to the people in your life for added support now. Your best days come the 4th and 25th.

Capricorn Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:16:13 +0000

This is an excellent time for travel and adventure according to your stars. You will find that you have a special opportunity late in the month and a huge smile will be your reward at the end of the day. Enjoy this added fun to your usual routine as the new month rolls in! Your best days come on the 22nd and 23rd.

Sagittarius Cat Horoscope for October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:13:47 +0000

It seems that you may have worn out your welcome with one individual. Somebody is apparently trying to avoid you now – perhaps they are just tired or perhaps they have other obligations at this time. Try not to take it too personally. All will return to normal by the 10th of the month. Your best days come on the 18th and 19th.

Scorpio Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:09:07 +0000

A bright light or a loud noise will startle you and upset you a little early in the month. Try to stay calm as it is not anything that will harm you. It is just that people do sometimes forget how sensitive you are to such things. They are not nearly so sensitive to such lights and noise and tend to be a little forgetful of animals. Expect some real excitement around the 16th and 17th.

Libra Cat Horoscope for October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:07:48 +0000

Virgo Cat Horoscope for October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:05:01 +0000

You will find that you have lost track of something that you had been saving for a later time to enjoy. Perhaps somebody has moved it or removed it? It will take some of your famous charm and a little detective work to relocate it. Most days look good for you between the dates of the 10th and 16th!

Leo Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:03:30 +0000

A truly original problem will present itself to you this month and you will be called upon to use all of your skills and resources to find a solution and save the day. You will truly be equal to the task and should enjoy the adoration of others for your quick thinking! Your best days come on the 29th , and next month on the 1st & 2nd.

Cancer Cat Horoscope For October, 2011

winky — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:51:41 +0000

Old friends play a major role in the week ahead for you now. You will find that you have become a pet that everybody wants to spend time with this Month. Try not to ignore your usual companions though! Your best days come on the 27th and 28th.