Your Dog's Monthly Horoscope

Is "Scooter" having a "bad fur day"? Is
today the day that Patches will roll around in something smelly? Will
Boots' finally leave your ball alone? There's only one sure way to find
out! Dog and Puppy Central's Canine Astrologer, a
Chihuahua dog named Twinkie, consults the neighborhood fire hydrants to
keep your dog informed and prepared for the many surprises that are
always waiting around the corner with his incredibly accurate
dog horoscopes!
Twinky draws on his vast understanding of the universe
and it's many secrets to make his uncanny predictions and dog
horoscopes. Enjoy! (And be sure to
send us a photo and bio of your pampered pooch to post on our "Friends
of Winky" page!
Aries | Taurus |
Gemini | Cancer |
Leo | Virgo | Libra |
Scorpio | Saggitarius |
Capricorn | Aquarius |
Pisces
Not sure of your dog or
puppy's birth date? No worries! Just use the day
your pet came into your life!
Aries Mar.
21 - April 19 |
|
It's a great month to be a dog! This
winter focus on maintaining your puppy like enthusiasm and terrific
physic. If you are lucky enough to have snow where you live, run and
roll it's great for the coat but remember - don't eat yellow snow. |
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Taurus
April 20 - May 20 |
|
It's not that you are stubborn, it's
simply that you are always right. You know that cats are snobs, and
after last Christmas you have proof. Did Fluffy share any of her
toys with you...NO!!! You aren't stubborn, you are just right. |
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Gemini May
21 - June 21 |
| Sometimes you feel like being a good dog - but
some days you don't. You can't help it, it's the twin thing. Now you
must focus on being a "good" dog, just remember good dogs get
treats, bad dogs don't. |
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22 |
| This January, cuddling in a warm cozy corner
is all you have to do. You love to be home, so stay home. Your owner
doesn't feel like going for a walk, and neither do you, so don't. |
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Leo July 23
- Aug. 22 |
|
The Leo is the strongest fiercest, most beautiful
dog of the zodiac. This month stay in touch with your inner lion and
"Roar" around the house. |
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Virgo Aug.
23 - Sept. 22 |
|
Perfection is the name of the game for Virgo's.
Line all your chew toys in a row, and carefully play with them one
at a time. You like things in order, so keep things in order. |
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Libra
Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 |
|
Keep things on an even scale. Eat, run
and then sleep. If you keep things in that order you should be fine.
Repeat after me - run, eat...sleep. |
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Scorpio
Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 |
| You are feeling like stingin' but that will
only get you into the dog house. This past Christmas you were a
saint with paws. Even when rotten little kids climbed all over you,
you just stood there in case Santa was watching. Well - Santa is on
vacation, so let the fur fly. |
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Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 |
| No need to mope because your owner has taken
up running. You were built for running and you have four legs, you
will be able to take handle this - no problem. |
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Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 |
| You just had you Birthday and Christmas, you
have been spoiled crazy. Now is the time to take a moment to be
thankful for all the good things in your life. Good owners are hard
to find just ask the poor dogs at the pound. |
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Aquarius
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 |
| This is the time for calling all your friends
out in the backyard. When was the last time you had a true howl at
the moon. You may be civilized but inside you beats the heart of a
"wild" dog. Next full moon let 'er rip. |
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Pisces
Feb. 19 - Mar. 23 |
| Get your tummy rubbed, it's a terrific stress
reliever. You are the "very best" dog in the world. Your owners
believe it and so should you. |
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