 Is
"Fluffy" having a "bad fur day"? Is today the day that Patches finally coughs
up that quarrelsome furball? Will Boots' owner clean the litter box at long
last? There's only one sure way to find out!
Pet Net's Cat Astrology expert, Winky, consults
the stars (along with a healthy snort of catnip) to keep your cat or kitten
informed and prepared for the many surprises that are always
lurking around the corner,
ready to pounce on your unsuspecting pussycat with her incredibly
accurate cat horoscopes! Winky is on her 8th life, and draws on her vast
understanding of the universe and it's many secrets to make her uncanny
predictions and
cat horoscopes.
Now your cat or kitten can use Winky's advice and experience
to help them navigate the often turbulent waters of feline living; making
for a happy cat - and a happy household! Enjoy! (And be sure to
send
us a photo and bio of your pampered feline to post on our "Friends
of Winky" page!
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our web site! Be sure to send us a cute photo of your cat or kitten,
along with their name, Zodiac sign, and some information about them.
We'll be happy to post their photo and information
on our "Friends of Winky" page!
Just email your photo and info to:
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Your Cat's Monthly Horoscope
Not sure of your cat or kitten's birth
date? No worries!
Just use the day your pet came into your life!
 The
Aries Cat
Mar. 21 - April 19 |
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Bilbo Baggins
Aries of the Month
for June
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It’s all about how many jingle balls and scratching posts you have right now.
Sometimes, we get caught up in the bad habit of counting
our catnip mice before our humans toss them down - but there
are a lot of good memories to recall, that were spent sunbathing
on that window perch. While we all like treats, don’t forget
to take the time and enjoy what you have, rather than focusing
on what you might get.Lucky Lottery numbers are 6, 14,
18, 20, 24, 38
Your lucky toy this month is the fuzzy white ferret.
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 The
Taurus Cat
April 20 - May 20 |
| Changes are coming, so don’t be surprised
if your human opts to rearrange the furniture, move your
litter box or *gasp* decide to introduce a new kitten into
the family. If things seem a little out of hand, feel free
to hop up on their table and stare out the kitchen window
for a bit of bird-watching meditation - the answers are
sure to come to you and you will figure out the perfect
way for them to make it all up to you.
Your lucky numbers are 6, 12, 14, 20, 26, 29
Your lucky toy is the soft sparkle felt ball.
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 The
Gemini Cat
May 21 - June 2 |
| The Gemini Cat ~
This is a great time for you, Gemini Cat, and you’re sure
to find the perfect focus that allows you to prioritize
the various tasks in your life. Where you might have had
troubles deciding whether you wanted to pounce the dog or
knead the arm of the couch, it will suddenly become crystal
clear that you -can- do it all in one day, and still have
time to enjoy a nap. This is also a great time for romance,
so be sure to warm up those vocal chords for a bit of late-night
serenading. Just make sure you stretch first, so you‘re
all set to dodge those flying shoes.
Lucky numbers for the Gemini cat include 2, 6, 12, 20,
24 and 38.
All the luck rests on your jingle ball this month - don’t
let it get lost under the fridge!
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 The
Leo Cat
July 23 - Aug. 22 |
| The Leo Cat ~ It's not all
about you. Granted, there are days when it seems to
be all about you: You meow and they run to feed you.
You look cute and they give you treats. They even
shuffle their feet or sidestep around, just to make sure
that they don't disturb you where you've flopped down on
the floor. But it's not all about you… Alright, well…
maybe it is. Forget about that. Stay vigilant
around the middle of the month - an excellent pouncing opportunity
is about to present itself!
Need a toy tip? Try that scratching post out this
month.
Lottery numbers for Leo pets: 1, 2, 5, 14, 17, 44.
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 The
Virgo Cat
Aug.
23 - Sept. 22 |
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"Paw-la Poundstone"
Striking a pose as
our Virgo Cat for June!
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The Virgo Cat ~ Love is in the air and this is a
great month for communication. The Virgo Cat will
win many a lady with soulful serenades sung under the brightly
glowing moon. Just be careful to do this when the
humans aren't about, however - serenading at the wrong
time might earn you a quick trip to the vet and some uncomfortable
snips! Me-OW!
Your lucky toy is the dangly feathers-on-a-stick toy
(the humans think we don't know what that is, but shhh -
it's still great fun).
Lottery numbers for Virgo pets: 4, 23, 25, 26, 31, 36
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 The
Libra Cat
Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 |
| The Libra Cat ~
You've always been the happy cat; well-balanced and content
in your life. But now's the perfect opportunity to
share the love and find your own little "Grasshoppa" to
take under wing. Adopt that new kitten, that your
humans thought was so cute, and make him your new best friend.
Teach him the ways of Catism and then set him free upon
the furniture. When the humans come armed with their
squirt gun, you can chuckle and watch the entertainment
- all the while looking just like the perfect angel that
you know you are.
Your sparkle felt ball is your lucky toy this month -
chase it anywhere and everywhere.
Lottery numbers for the Libra pet: 4, 7, 13, 25, 26,
41
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 The
Scorpio Cat
Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 |
| The Scorpio Cat ~ You're top
cat in that household and it's about time that everyone
recognizes this. Stop acting like a common household
pet and make sure that everyone shows their appreciation.
Hold your tail up high and demand only the best cat food
for dinner tonight - you've earned it. Always remember
that you're the pretty princess, Scorpio, so be sure to
find the softest spot on the bed and enjoy some well-earned
catnap time. Looking for that lucky toy? You'll
find a special affinity with that little jingle mouse this
month.
Lottery numbers for Scorpio pets: 9, 21, 24, 25, 41,
44
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The Sagittarius Cat
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
| The Sagittarius Cat ~ Be prepared to
trust your heart, Archer-cat. Remember that
it doesn't always work to play it cool and pretend
like you don't care. If that dog keeps eating
your cat food, it's time to take a stand and show
him that you just don't appreciate his attempts
to help you with your diet. So what, if they
think you're a little portly - you know it's just
fur.
Your lucky toy is sure to be anything filled
with catnip!
Lottery numbers for Sagittarius pets: 1, 4, 7,
8, 19, 29
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 The
Capricorn Cat
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 |
| Play plans are gaining momentum this
month, and you're sure to find that they will be occupying
a great deal of your time over the next couple of weeks.
Don't be afraid to give in to temptation, roll around on
the floor and bat that jingle ball around. You're
sure to feel like a kitten again and it's time you embrace
that. Be wary of old rivals, however - if one of the
local cats used to give you a hassle, stay inside, because
he's looking to rekindle old grudges.
The lucky toy this month is definitely that faux ferret
- snuggle him, lick him, or pretend to eat him up and you'll
get lots of good cosmic kitten vibes.
Lottery numbers for the Capricorn pets: 14, 15, 20, 23,
24, 30
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 The
Aquarius Cat
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 |
| The Aquarius Cat ~ Did you
experience that strange sense of deja-vu when you passed
that other cat today? This is a magical time for you,
Aquarius cat, and you're sure to meet someone that will
profoundly change your life. Just be careful and make
sure he's Mr. Right and not some stray, out tom-catting
around. If you're feeling bored and lonely, lavish
a little extra TLC on your human and they're sure to reward
you with some great ear scritches.
If you want a lucky toy to bring you a little extra magic,
be sure to show a little extra appreciation to the crumbled
up catnip paper - not only does it smell great, but it makes
a lovely perfume too!
Lucky lottery numbers for Aquarius pets: 7, 10, 24, 31,
32, 41
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 The
Pisces Cat
Feb. 19 - Mar. 20 |
| The Pisces Cat ~ Stop wasting
all your romantic notions on that other housecat.
While he may be handsome and he might have a lovely purr,
it still doesn't fix the fact that, well, he's already been
fixed - and I don't mean that he has his life all in order.
Instead of worrying about affairs of the heart, take care
of the affairs at home this month, and take some time to
put all those mice in their places. You're forgetting
just how nice sun-bathing is - be sure to enjoy some "you
time."
Need a lucky toy to nibble and gnaw on? Be sure
to pay a little extra attention to that bit of string -
it may be simple, but you'll find out that it's exactly
what you needed.
Lottery numbers for the Pisces pet: 1, 4, 6, 20, 34,
44
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