Winky’s Predictions For the Month of November, 2011
1. Extraordinary feats of concentration will allow a group of cats to mentally will the crash of a truck delivering fish to a market in the Boston area. In the weeks that follow similar incidents will be reported in nearby dairies and supermarkets.
2. A chimpanzee will become a world celebrity when it is revealed in Italy that scientists planning to attempt to clone a human have already attempted to clone a Chimp! A circus like atmosphere will result and a television network in Italy will offer the primate a contract to co-host a variety show once she grows a little older.
3. A crop circle of a different kind will stun the people in a small English town. This so called “circle” will actually take the form of a dog and a cat chasing each other when seen from the air.